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forcedfeminization - Chelsea looking worried, in her little boy-pant undies and a camisole. It's a distinctly male attribute that the first feeling I had upon waking up from a fainting spell was arousal. "Are you hard! Oh that is so gross. Jesus Alex, what the fuck is wrong with you? Listen, you've been semi-stalking me for months now - you're a cute boy, but a little fey for me, and I'm never gonna fuck you. I might as well just tell you. I knew the first second you came onto me at the Villager that I would never fuck you, you too much of a . . ." I was sort of shocked. I mean this was kind of direct. "Too much of what?" I asked. "You really haven't figured it out have you? Ok listen, I'm gonna do something for you, since its Christmas, and since it's a goof. But you have to promise me - no groping me, no touching me at all; I had a panic button installed. We'll do this, but if you so much as touch me, I swear I'll press it and the police will be here in no time." "Do what?" I asked dopily. I was still in a haze. I hadn't eaten in a few days and it was hot in the room. Besides, I always had this feeling with Chelsea that I was dealing with someone smarter than me. Her gears shifted faster or something. I mean sure, she sucked at math problems that I could do drunk and half-asleep, but she had that thing, I don't know that social sensibility that I always lacked. Plus her advisor said she was a veritable psychology genius. "I know what motivates you, your penis - or rather your desire to stick your penis into me - or whatever disgusting things you think about late at night with your dick in your hand. You're not going to stop bothering me until we resolve this. So this is what we're going to do. You're going to strip down naked, and I am going to hypnotize you, and when we're done, you'll be satisfied, and I'll be relieved that you won't bother me." ."